Mas Simpsons aqui

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

quizasnuncafuisteparami:

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quizasnuncafuisteparami:

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"